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Танец и законы Мерфи

Women's version of Murphy's Law:

• The longer you wait for an invitation to the dance, the more likely that you will not be invited;
• If the partner has not yet come to you on foot, then he will do it;
• If the first dance is over, and the partner did not come to you on foot, he will do it during the second dance;
• more complex and puzzling figure you come up with, the more likely that you will fall;
• When dancing, you will not fall off yourself, then you must be driven adjacent pairs;
• If the figure is just a success, do not try to repeat it;
• If you have committed some error, there is always someone who knew exactly how things will be;
• If you think that you have to dance better, then you have something not seen;
• If your partner is wrong, do not doubt that all the errors it will turn on you;
• Do not be afraid to reach perfection, you to him very far.

  Corollaries of Murphy's Law for partners:

  1. If sound is your favorite tune, you will not invite.
  2. If you dance, your favorite sounds and melody, a partner refuses to dance the next dance.
  3. you liked partner dance with all the girls in the room except you.
  4. Partner, an invitation which you have dreamed of, invites you to dance when you have time to go.

     Men's version of Murphy's Law:

     • If you want to dance with the girl, her nose before you invite the other dancer;
     • If you want to dance more, be sure to announce a break in the music;
     • If you liked the partner, the next class, it is sure to come with her husband;
     • If you are planning a beautiful combination of dance, you must immediately block the line of dance;
     • If your partner is the shawl dance before you need it nakinet it on his shoulders and closes her neck;
     • If you go to a dance party in an unfamiliar place, you'll be sure to look for a long road and as a result of late.